in australia we actually have a tv channel called ‘7mate’
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“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
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im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
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someone put a gun to my head and make me do my assignment
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do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts
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i used to think air was free but then i bought a bag of chips
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I think most Australian young adults are personally offended by the Bananas in Pyjamas becoming animated.
how do you uninvite people from a party
my computer screen is brighter than my future
