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I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
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do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months
- me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
- me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
When a girl says she has experimented with girls, that does not necessarily mean she’s bi.
She may just be an evil scientist.
i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
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In Malcolm in the Middle when Lois cut the heads off of all of Emma Stone’s dolls and puts them in her locker.
Reblogging this again..
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Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
this is our domain
guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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